What’s Robert Patrick doing in Sawyer’s flashback? Such a high profile actor leads me to believe that we’re gonna see more of him. What’s this Tampa job? Would love a quick Tampa-job.
Charlie’s all nonchalant with Claire after killing Ethan. Not her fault you shot the witness. Ass. Ah no, you cool n’ all.
Man you don’t fuck up Sawyer’s tent. Espeshhhh if you’re a boar.
Fuck this ‘I Never’ game is getting intense. I’m more used to thinjgs being said like ‘I never had sex in the sitting room’ not ‘I never killed a man’. Awesome.
Am becoming convinced that Locke can see people’s souls.
Aww man, Jack’s dad and Sawyer BFFs for LiFFes. Quality dialogue here.
Dammit. Sawyer shot the wrong fool. Robert Patrick is a dick.
Shit, is Michael actually building a raft?
C’mon Sawyer, tell Jack that his dad loved him! Do something uncharacteristically nice.
Shit man, Claire can’t remember where she’s been. Some sort of fucked up Stockholm Syndrome in the space of a week? Stranger things have happened.
Jin asking Sun if she knows what’s going on. Does he know she understands English and is just to stubborn to outright say it to her.
Wow, Flashback-Charlie’s actually pretty charming. He’s got 3 women dampin’ on his every word.
Ha ‘Ahn-Nyeong’. I guess that kid in Arrested Development actually was named ‘Hello’ in Korean.
Where’d a little weedy guy like Ethan get super strength? Man, Ethan’s crazy.
Diggin this UK Office reference: Flashback-Charlie’s date Lucy just mentioned that her father was visiting a paper merchants in Slough?
Shit! They failed! Someone invaded the camp and killed Steve…no wait…Scott. But I don’t give Steve much time before he dies of a broken heart.
Don’t do it Flashback-Charlie! She could’ve made you a respectable man! Don’t steal Churchill’s cigarette case.
I know that because of the ukulele music in the background that I’m supposed to find this funny but don’t feel comfortable finding comic relief in Charlie getting heroine withdrawls whilst trying to operate a copier.
Ethan fell for the trap. Thought he was well smarter than that.
Charlie you dumb fuck! We needed him alive. That’s gonna put us so far back in finding out about the others on the island!
I get it Charlie. You took care of another person. Lucy would be proud.
Quit eyeballing Sayid and your sister, Boone. All that liberal crap you spout but you won’t let your sister ride an Iraqi? What kinda democrat are you?
What is that door in the ground? Why do Locke and Boone keep looking at it?
Hurley makes me happy.
My tip for opening the hatch: Get the remaining bullets, open up their cases, get the gunpowder, gather it up real nice, put it somewhere and light that shit. Boom goes the dynamite and you got yourself an open hatch.
Flashback-Shannon looks battered and bruised. Poor thing.
Shit Locke! What’choo doin bro? Knockin people out behind their back. Thought you were the wise gentle hunter, not some behind the back knocker-outer. Maybe it was you who knocked Sayid out that time with the stick.
Diggin Sawyer’s cameo in Boone-flashback.
Haha first proper lol from LOST: Hurley trying to get Jin to pee on his foot.
How’d Shannon get tied up? Locke you crazy bastard. The dinosaur’s back man.
Locke couldn’t have planned all this.
Eww awesomely gross: Boone and sister (revealed to be no blood relation) doin the nasty. And he’s in love with her apparently. Doesn’t sit well with me but it’s visually pleasing.
Kate and Sawyer going for a cheeky swim. Diggin it. Sawyer takes off his shirt but jumps in with his jeans on. Double-diggin it.
What’s in this silver case?
Is the criteria for casting these actors ‘must look good wet’? Cause if so, tick that box with big massive fucking gold star.
Shit, now the island’s changing it’s own tides. OR set design for massive parts of a crashed plane was proving too costly and unnecessary.
Shannon and Sayid hitting it off? Dig it. Weird, but dig it.
So she’s a conman thief like Sawyer. Seems these peeps have more in common than a mutual love of swimming. But what do her and Jack have in common either?
FFS where’s Claire gone? Does anyone care?
Kate’s a piss damn liar! What’s in the case?
Toy plane? Mystery wasted!
Is Shannon singing ‘Beyond the Sea’? Why would that mad bitch Danielle write Bobby Darin lyrics over and over?
These ‘whispering voices’ have certainly raised their voice by kidnapping Charlie and Claire…totes satisfaction with that sentence.
What does LATE mean? Why does Charlie keep writing it on his hands?
Piss poor captain: Locke’s opinion of James T. Kirk. Wonder what he’d think of Picard? Presumably love him, being bald and all.
Don’t sign it Jack! Your father’s alcoholism will kill more lives if you sign it.
Good point Boone; Locke does know too much.
Kill him Jack, Ethan’s such a douche.
NOOO! CHARLIE!! Jesus! I can’t deal with this. People were supposed to be saved, Charlie can’t be dead. No one’s allowed die. Everyone has to get rescued.
YEERRRR!! You did it Jack! He’s alive. FUUUCCK! That was intense. Didn’t know I even liked Charlie till he was practically dead. Shit!
Good thing this dude knocked her up cause he is totes not in her little Olsen twin faced league.
Why won’t this nervous Australian dude tell her fortune? Is he legally not allowed tell her she’s gonna be in a plane accident? Since 9/11 there’s a lot of plane related shit peeps can’t say.
Ethan’s non-Hollywood looks are beginning to finger him as a possible culprit for sabotage.
Ha, love Scott and Steve.
Hurley has good ideas. Golf courses and a census.
This mystic dude is acting as if this baby’s gonna be a devil baby. Unreeeal.
Deffo has to be some law against people who are psychic not alerting the authorities about impending plane crashes and an even harsher law against putting pregger women on said planes.
NO CHARLIE, don’t get Ethan to get Jack, get him yourself. He can’t be trusted, he’ll just stab her with a needle.
Whoah! Where’s this wire going that Sayid found? Source of electricity for The Animal Controller’s menagerie lair?
Missed the tripwire and now he’s hangin like a Locke-caught boar. Too intricate a trap for Sawyer, suspicions are now fully dropped.
Aaaah flashback version of Sayid’s hair is brilliaaant.
Who da F is this Ethan character. Toootally don’t trust his little face.
Hurley says dude a lot.
So this is the famous French woman who talks for 16 years.
Why is it everyone gets retrospective on different days. God forbid two survivors think about their past on the same day.
Is this French bird falling in love with Sayid?
Smash her fuckin music box Sayid! She shocked yo’ nuts if you remember.
What’s this sickness this bitch keeps goin on about Zombies on the island maybzz? Why’d she kill her science team? This Alex kid is totes gonna show up as a dashing 16 year old. But when?
Man you can totally see why Davidoff used Sawyer as the face of their campaign for Cool Water aftershave. Totes out of control comin out of the sea like that.
Blue Eyes Boone is lying, Sawyer never touched him.
Ha wait. His sister does have asthma. I’m getting overly suspicious.
So he’s a conman. Diggin the martini. Why was he on the plane though?
Fuck off Sayid. He won’t tell you shit.
Jesus fucking artery! Fuck sake Sayid, you gonna behead him next. For shame!
